Get a free personalised thank you story video from the author...!
…and help your child win a special certificate for everyone in their class.
Pre-order The Bestest Story in the World… Ever!, upload your receipt, and your child will receive a unique storytelling video from author Chip Colquhoun, a Guinness World Record-setting storyteller.
And if your child’s class collects the most pre-orders in their school, they will receive a special signed certificate along with everyone else in their class.
…or your own favourite high street or online bookshop (e.g. Amazon).
How to Enter
1. Pre-order the hardback
Order The Bestest Story in the World… Ever! before 10 September from your favourite bookshop, on the high street or online.
2. Send us proof of your pre-order
Either use the form below, or forward the confirmation for your online pre-order to win@epictales.co.uk – and be sure to let us know the name and postcode of your child’s school.
3. Get your video
When the book arrives, you’ll also receive a link to an online video especially for your child and their class, with a full story told just for them.
And if your child’s class collects the most pre-orders in their school, they’ll all receive a certificate signed by Chip too!
About the Book
10-year-old Noah has one week to build the perfect app, so the last thing he needs is a storytelling elf turning up every night. But that’s what he gets. As the deadline closes in, Noah must find a way to get rid of him – before the stories cost him everything…
A mischievous, surprising blend of humour and adventure for readers aged 9+.
Written by Chip Colquhoun.
Illustrated by Bethany D’Arcy.
- RRP: £14.99
- ISBN: 978-1-915703-48-4
- Pub Date: 10 September 2026
- No. Page: 320
- Format: Hardback
- Recommended Reader Age: 9+
- Recommended Listener Age: 6+
- Publisher: Epic Tales
Noah is allergic to being told what to do. That’s why everyone calls him a troublemaker.
When a Young Inventor competition gives Noah the chance to prove he is good at something, he makes it his mission to win. All he needs is an idea, his tablet, and absolutely no distractions.
So when a storytelling elf appears in his bedroom, Noah couldn’t be more furious.
The elf returns every night with a new story. Noah doesn’t want stories. He wants to win. He sets out to get rid of the elf, even if it means doing things he’s never done before – like talking to others.
Still the elf keeps coming. And as the competition deadline gets closer, Noah realises this may be about more than just him.
This may be about saving the world…
Get set for mischievous, surprising adventures-within-adventures that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly start seeing bunnies everywhere…
Blending humour, adventure, and a whole lot of heart, The Bestest Story in the World… Ever! offers themes of resilience, communication, creativity, and confidence, making it ideal for new and independent readers aged 9+. It’s also perfect for exploring literacy, oracy, and personal development.
Upload Your Receipt
Frequently Asked Questions
What counts as a proof of pre-order?
A photo, screenshot, PDF, or email confirmation of your pre-order. It needs to show the book title, retailer, and date clearly enough for us to check the entry.
Don’t forget: if ordered through an online store (e.g. waterstones.com), you can forward your email confirmation to win@epictales.co.uk – but be sure to include the name and postcode of the school or library you’re supporting!
What if my confirmation includes personal information?
Do I need to buy from a specific bookshop?
No – you can pre-order from any reputable bookshop, whether it’s on the high street or online. If in doubt, please contact us before placing your pre-order (or as soon as possible afterwards).
Will I be added to a mailing list?
What if the upload form doesn't work?
Email your receipt, name, nominated school, and school’s postcode to gift@epictales.co.uk with the subject line ‘Pre-order for {your child’s school}’